Theme from A Little Testy

oh jeez. OH JEEZ . Tell me ,
 Who have I angered today?

Sometimes it seems like
people think
I opened my eyes
to upset them as if

or they didnt like what I had for dinner
or the color of my excremen   t

oh jeez oh jeez tell me
how did I anger them today

was it my sunny disposition
or did I upset a sacred cow
or poke another angry bear
i lost my left one in the divorce
you who would think I could get a little testy
 get thru it   somehow, just plyin  my wares

oh jeez oh jeez
cant we all just get along

things didnt go well ,
well you know that is true
I must say  When the judge said off with it
 see it every other weekend and holiday
I must say, i was a little blue

I heard you keep him
in a jar on your dresser
by the TV  by the TV
But we miss him, me and the right
I have developed a limp & I cant sleep thru the night
you see

So i heard, he opened a bar, and is doing well,
after the emancipation from you
My left is a little jealous, cause Im kind of a loser,
But it is good to know he isnt just watching life
with no participation, no one to screw

A LITTLE Testy, oh you have no idea
happy that he moved on  and grew
 not the same little Testy
Not even the same shade of blue

oh jeez OH JEEZ
Why are they so angy tell me please
what did i do
what did I do
 oh JEEEEEEEEz
a little testy
a little testy

on the third saturday of the month
i get to see my left nut
that i lost it in the divorce,  when she got      full custody
she keeps it on the dresser in a jewelry box   next to the tv
i dont even get to see it on the holidayee


Theme from A LITTLE TESTY, written and published by Mark Burkenbine on August 14, 2014
Mark Burkenbine copyright 2014